It's either Hollywood or be Hollywooded!

Ashley Tisdale; Demi Lovato; Vanessa Hudgens; Alyson Michalka; Hayden Panettiere; Miley Cyrus/Hanna Montana; Corbin Blew, and the list goes on...

WTF am I talking about? Well, my teen-pop-culturally-illiterate-friend, what do all these fine super-teens have in common? Besides the fact that all of them act, sing, dance, breathe, eat, pray and love and that about a quarter of them starred in High School Musical, they are in this new scary market where you have to be multi-tallented to be known, and I bet the hair on my back that you don't know one or two of these even though they sweat blood for Hollywood.

To be perfectly honest I don't keep up with all of their shows, but I do know a bunch of them (not personally, duh) and their songs, which are just awesome and my love goes out to them because they are living in an never-ending battle against billions of teenagers that will eventually forget about them and turn their eyes to someone who did exactellly what they did, but with a different pair of pants and funkier hairstyle.

Oh, and Hayden, I'm so sorry Heroes got cancelled. The first season was awesome, but you were a solid knock-out-to-die-for-great-professional throughout the whole thing, even in the crappy Samuel Sullivan moments.

Oh well...